Tiny House im Urlaubsparadies - Nordsee fußläufig

Welcome to our North Sea holiday paradise! We know it's hard not to go completely 'dörchtodreihn' (as we say here) and dance around with joy at the sight of our resort. However, to ensure every guest enjoys a relaxing and peaceful stay, we’ve put together some house rules. We promise we’ve seasoned them with a dash of humor and hope they’ll make you smile despite the formalities. * Check-in is from 3:00 PM (if you’re unexpectedly held up by a flock of sheep, late check-in is always possible). Management is available for check-in queries between 4:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Please check the arrival details sent via email beforehand. If you end up spending your first night on the dike with the sheep, don't blame us—just make sure to clarify any questions in advance! * Our accommodations are 'Airbnbs' and do not offer 24-hour hotel service. We use contactless check-in, which unfortunately means no arrival hugs. Management is reachable by phone during the times listed below. Please read the rental terms and arrival info thoroughly to avoid any confusion. * Phone availability: 8:00 AM – 12:00 PM and 4:00 PM – 8:00 PM. Our office team answers emails on weekdays from 9:00 AM to 4:30 PM. If you contact us outside these hours (even regarding appliance issues), we will help as soon as possible, even on weekends—but you might have time to enjoy a 'Matjes' roll and a few cups of tea while you wait. Even if we North Germans have a reputation for being leisurely, you’ll get a response by the next day at the latest. * Check-out is no later than 10:00 AM. Late check-out is subject to availability, but remember: the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave the sheep, and they might charge you an extra fee for the privilege! * Upon check-out, please help us maintain North German hygiene standards: empty the fridge, dispose of trash/recycling in the bins provided, and take your empties with you. Please wash, dry, and put away all dishes. The apartment must be left clean and functional. Failure to comply may result in a €25.00–€50.00 deduction from your deposit. Please eat in the dining area so crumbs don't haunt you in bed or on the sofa. Note: Trash is collected once a week, so bins might be full upon arrival. Please use the recycling station at the start of the driveway. Reducing waste is good for your fellow travelers and the environment. * Only registered guests (including children and toddlers) may stay, up to the maximum capacity. Otherwise, we might mistake you for a flock of sheep! Unregistered 'sheep' staying overnight may lead to immediate termination of the rental agreement without refund. * To enjoy the peace and nature, please no outdoor music and observe quiet hours from 10:00 PM. Enjoy the wind and the seagulls instead! Parties are strictly forbidden—the best recovery is a good night's sleep and a cup of tea. Non-compliance may lead to immediate eviction without refund. * Guests may not duplicate keys. Lost keys require a lock change for security, at the guest's expense. If you lock yourself out, we can send a 'trained carrier pigeon' with a spare key for a €50.00 fee (payable directly to the pigeon). * We know our guests are responsible, but if an accident happens, please tell us immediately. Unreported damage will be billed to the lead guest, who is liable for all registered persons. We recommend having personal liability insurance. * Complaints must be reported within 24 hours. We don't have a crystal ball, so later complaints cannot be accepted. We need a reasonable timeframe to fix issues, especially if external contractors are required. * This rule is serious: The landlord accepts no liability for personal injury or property damage on the premises. This applies specifically to the playground, the water/pond areas, and natural events. Children must be supervised at all times. Guests waive all rights to recourse for accidents. * To prevent mold, do not dry laundry in the apartment. Use the dryer in the shed (where the key safes are). * We have our own sewage treatment plant. Do not flush wet wipes, pads, or tampons. This causes clogs and shuts down the system for everyone. * This is a self-catering unit. We don't provide food or coffee, but you can satisfy your initial 'hunger' with a small supply of toilet paper and soap. * We maintain high cleanliness, but adventurous insects or local neighborhood cats might visit. Please do not feed the cats—they are masters of sneaking in! * Dogs are allowed with prior registration (max 2, or we'll think you're opening a zoo). Additional fees apply. No other pets allowed (the dogs might think they're lunch). You are responsible for any damage caused by your dog. Service dogs are exempt from extra fees (except final cleaning) with medical proof. Meet Max, our resident dog—he looks big but is a giant teddy bear. * No smoking indoors. Be a superhero and smoke outside, disposing of butts properly. No open flames (candles) allowed due to fire risk. * We don't guarantee the condition of items left by previous guests—though they might be useful! * Bicycles can be stored in the shed. Please be quiet early/late to avoid waking guests in the adjacent bedroom. * Utilities (water, electricity, heat) are included. Our 'house brownies' appreciate eco-friendly usage. Excessive consumption may lead to extra charges. * Garden maintenance follows its own rhythm and cannot be scheduled around guests. * Renovations are done in the off-season by our 'Frisian brownies,' but urgent repairs (including nearby municipal work) may happen without notice. * Equipment may differ from home standards or website photos. TV is satellite; free Wi-Fi is provided (terms at https://nordsee-urlaubsparadies.de/gaestemappe/). Weather may affect reception. No refunds for temporary Wi-Fi outages—just drink tea and wait for the storm to pass! * Extra beds are sofa beds or daybeds. Baby cots are travel cots for ages 0-2. Mattress firmness is subjective; we cannot process complaints about sleep comfort, but our brownies will take note for future magic. * Booking changes (date/unit) must be requested 6 weeks in advance. Our brownie guild charges a €50.00 fee for this service. * No refunds for government-declared disasters, pandemics, predictable weather events, travel disruptions, or personal illness. * Ignoring these terms may cause eye-twitching or head-shaking. But don't worry, it's avoidable! Make yourself at home, breathe deep, and have an unforgettable holiday!

Dogs are welcome in our North Sea holiday paradise – however, please note they are not permitted in our Tiny Houses.